Cybex Ruby Stroller - 5 Colors

by wootbot

For Real

Pretend you had all the money in the world. Where would you be? If you answered "spending time with my child" then you need a stroller like this to keep your child close. And it doesn't cost as much as "all."

Imagine for a moment that you're suddenly as rich as Bill Gates and David Bowie combined. What do you do with your child? Do you hire someone to keep them as far away from you as possible, only checking in once a year on Christmas? Maybe you do. Or maybe, maybe you quit your job, pull them into your arms and spend the next 21 years on the funnest family vacation the world has ever known.

Look, we're not saying you'll always want your kids right on top of you or anything, but being a parent means- well, it means that you love your kids. And, if you have a chance, you want your kids with you. You want to be the one to show them their first lion, their first seashell, their first milkshake and the best way to run from the cops. Wait, forget we wrote that last part.

If you were rich, sure, you'd just jet them everywhere! But you're not, most likely, and so you've got to grab a stroller like this so you can roll those kids around on the rare moments you and they are free. It's respectable indeed, what with the front swivel wheels and the rear wheel suspension, and it's lightweight so you can drag it with you, even when the aquarium's about four flights straight up.

One day, you're not going to look back and remember your stroller. But you are going to remember what you did with your child while they were in this stroller. And that, as they say, makes all the difference.

Why don't you say more things like that? If you did, maybe you WOULD be as rich as Bill Gates and David Bowie.