Top Of The Table
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Dinner, eh? Well, I shall not be partaking. Lord Baby doesn't eat with rabble such as this. Lord Baby demands a special room, made of gold, with small silver giraffes inlaid on the- why, what's THIS? A special CHAIR? For ME? I must say, this changes everything, and for the better.
Now I'm not eating with the rabble, I'm lording over them! Watch me wave my mighty scepter and send peas cascading across the room! Behold, my applesauce, with which I baptize the dog! Go forth, the dog, and spread my glory! Ha ha! This chair is everything a baby could ever want! The power! THE TOTAL ABSOLUTE POWER!
Hm. What are these, carrots? Nope. Don't care for them. I'll just keep them over there on the wall.