Smash open those piggy banks, kids! It's time for a Woot-Off!
Didn't you see the sign? KIDS ONLY! So stop trying to build a mock-up of your kitchen remodeling project.
One time when I was a kid, my grandma was staying with us while my parents were out of town, and she didn't have lunch money for my brothers, so she broke open my piggy bank and gave them my money. The moral of the story, kids, is that grandmas are mean, and you should spend all your money here before that old witch takes it. Happy shopping!