Long Live The New Flesh
We're not exactly sure how Barbie got implanted with a fully-functional digital camera with a USB port, but it must have been some adventure.
A transporter accident? Some weird Debbie-Harry-in-Videodrome underground art piece? Whatever happened to trap a camera inside poor Barbie, she's certainly making the very best of it. See that shirt? Kids can customize Barbie's t-shirt with original photos they take using her, um, vertebrae or whatever. The special cameral lens means it's just point-and-shoot and done.Not to mention, the included USB cable means your kids can customize the photos using stuff that's free to download online. Hit the belt buckle and you've got a photo ready to go! So don't ask questions like "Is this somehow due to genetic engineering?" or "Did Jamie Sommers know about this?" Just accept that Barbie's now a cyborg, and yet, she's cute as ever.