Band in a Box

by wootbot

The Song About Halloween

You've got a few days to kill before the frost is on the pumpkin. Why not write a little Halloween song?

OH this is the song all about Halloween
Where the cats are black and the pumpkins are-
Okay, do over!
OH this is the song all about Halloween
Where the pumpkins are orange and the monsters are green

And the cats all yowl and also there are bats
And now for a solo with some castanets

Jake, honey, Mommy's on the phone, go outside and, um, entertain your father.

OH this is the song all about Halloween
There's a vampire bat if you haven't seen
And you go out with bags and you get lots of loot
And here's a little tune on my recorder style flute

Jake, it's a good song, but I'm trying to rake the lawn. If you want to put down that "Band In A Box" set and help me, I'll give you a dollar...

OH this is the song all about Halloween
I'm playing along on my tambourine
In just another minute I will bang my drum
Unless Olivia has candy and I get some

If you don't get out of my room, I swear, I will kick you down the stairs and BREAK EVERY INSTRUMENT YOU'RE HOLDING

OH this is the song all about Halloween
It's a scary scary time for music, it seems
At least my little sister can accompany me

Honey, I said I was on the phone, and anyway your little sister shouldn't be playing with maracas. Can't you just go outside to play music?