Up Up And Away
A direct hit sends the target four to six feet into the air. So you can feel like you've accomplished something.
Graduating? Throw your hat into the air! Find a person to share your life with? Throw a bouquet into the crowd! Catch a fish? Throw your pole as high as it can go! Hit a target? Why shouldn't it fly into the air as well? Yeah! Take that, you fat cats in Washington! You can't keep the Aero Flixx down! ANARCHYYYYYYYY!
Okay, now that the kids aren't listening, here's what you parents need to know. ONE: the Aero Flixx works indoors. TWO: these things have a foam backing so they won't hurt. THREE: the emotional reward that comes from a target that jumps makes it much more compelling than, say, someone's younger sibling. FOUR: kids launching Aero Flixx discs at a target are kids that will be yelling and making noise, which means you can half-listen from the other room while reading. As long as you can hear the spring of four rubber band powered targets, you know they're having safe, happy fun.
Oh, hang on, some of them might have skipped to the end. NO BED TIMES! YEAH! DOWN WITH RULES! With the Aero Fixx Bonus Pack, your parents aren't going to be able to stop you from sending a target ABOUT FIVE OR SIX FEET INTO THE AIR! WHOOO!