Action Shot 720P HD Video Camera Bundle

by wootbot

Action > Lights + Camera

This is LITERALLY the cheapest way to get all the items offered in this outstandingly impressive bundle. Which means it's the best way to film your movie, the greatest low-budget pic in history.

Imagine it: it's 1989. A young, innocent you buys a ticket with a feeling of excitement. The movie is Cyborg with the up-and-coming action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. It promises excitement, glory, adventure, and also, one would assume, a super-tough cyborg.

Imagine your disappointment when it turns out the cyborg is the love interest and Van Damme doesn't really do anything but walk.

Those are the eyes through which you should be seeing the Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam bundle here today. The eyes of a young person who would choose seeing their best friend kick-flip into a pond over a well written historical drama. The eyes that want to see themselves throwing pinecones at an oak tree while screaming "DIE YOU MOTHER!" instead of watching the subtleties of Ridley Scott's chiaroscuro. The eyes that read the words "720p video resolution" and "included 2GB SD Card" and "Helmet Mount With Secure Strap" and think "this is exactly how Johnny Knoxville became famous." Let us tell you, to those eyes, the Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam is a MIRACLE GIVEN FORM.

No script. No rehearsals. No "fix it in post" nonsense. The Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam gives you the HD experience AS IT HAPPENS. If you fall, it falls. True, it has a Click & Grip Protective Case your body doesn't have, but you know the rule, right? "If it bleeds, it takes in an extra 3.5 million at the box office!" And an extra 3.5 million can pay for a lot of health coverage.

Go on, look down the list of nominated movies this year. Then look at YOUR list of movies you enjoyed. Any overlap? What's that? Silver Lining Playbook and nothing else? That's exactly right. Now you understand why you should be paying attention to the three different mounts you'll be getting. Michael Bay doesn't even film with three different mounts.

Look, don't buy the Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam for yourself, or your kids, or their friends. Buy it for the little boy who, back in 1989, just wanted to see a Cyborg punch something ... and never did. Buy it because you know that talking is for radio, while action is for cinema. Buy it because it will help you make the world a better place- by showing it excitement.