Lots Of Magnets
This is what you can use to hold up all those drawings of figure skaters. What? It's an annual tradition, right?
On the outside of your fridge is prime real estate. Why should it be immobile? Why can't the magnets be just as moving as the pictures they support?
Sure, you COULD suffer through those little alphabet letters and the pizza magnet from 1996 you've kept around for no clear reason... but why? Why? Especially when you COULD be looking at some spiffy little gears chugging away? That large motorized gear drives the rest, you see, so all you have to do is lock them into place and walk away.
Certainly, it's more fun than reading "Somebunny from South Carolina Wubs You" every morning.