You think those loud toys are a headache, but just wait till your kid starts screaming because they've run out of batteries.
As any kid knows, the "construction" of construction toys is only the preamble to the far more entertaining phase: Destruction.
Giant foam puzzle! Giant foam puzzle!
Don't fill this thing with anything but premium unleaded.
It's the best of the outdoors and not having to clean up popcorn between the seat cushions together at last!
Your kid got feet? Those feet need shoes. We got shoes for daaaaaays!
STEM. Science, technology, engineering and mathematics. AKA THE FUTUREureureureureure