I don’t care if nap time “interferes with your artistic growth,” young lady. You take off that smock and get in bed this instant.
Some kids like to read but all kids like cool devices.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G ... it's easy to wipe stuff off me!
The cutest part of this “swing” thing is the little zoot suit your kid will insist on wearing.
Grows with your child! But if they're still happy with it in high school, maybe intervene.
Big kids. Small kids. ALL KIDS. But no grownups, please, grownups are too heavy.
This will really come in handy when your stuff starts going missing.
SOS. Running out of juice.
It's a rhetorical question.
Yes, you can help Mommy make dinner. By going in the other room and playing with your toy kitchen.