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Poll: Groundhogs are cute and all, but what other kind of animal could replace Punxsutawney Phil?
  • 10.2% - A Bunny! 47
  • 18.3% - A Sloth! 84
  • 14.6% - A Lemur! 67
  • 10.2% - A Box Turtle! 47
  • 42.8% - There’s no replacing the ‘Hog. 197
  • 3.9% - Other (specify in the comments) 18
460 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

pshipley


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a hedgehog

Unclemongo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Unclemongo

*insert pithy comment about the political party of your choice here*

314edpiper


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we should clone a dodo bird. either that or take its demise as a commentary on our future and quit worrying about more winter and worry more about nuclear winter...

I would say 'Good day,' but 'SUCK IT" sounds better...

maverickma


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A big brown beaver would make a nice replacement.

neil1054


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Duck billed playpus FTW!


Polly wants a WOOT!!!

Too many woots to list...besides my wife reads the posts & I don't want her to see how much I've really spent.

theantiphysics


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neil1054 wrote:Duck billed playpus FTW!



If I click "tattle" will your wife find out about the money?

brianh70


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A Ball Python named Monty

maeder


quality posts: 9 Private Messages maeder

Definitely a great big mean Grizzly Bear!
Huh!? You woke me up!! Time to spring on you.
Or...
Sleep on.

WOOTSUPPP!!


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I thought it was a cat!

mhedish


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Replace Phil with a baby wookie.

lutherann


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lutherann

hedgehog

ChronoSquall14


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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!


It should always be a groundhog. So long as there is a Punxsatawney.

Also, I feel sad for other communities with their own knockoffs. There's a reason we all giggle about such name brand products as Dr. Thunder and Panburger Partner. They're a joke.

robgnts5611


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A skunk....If HE sees his shadow, well everyone will know.
Yeah, a skunk.

engrgirlie


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It's the prarie dog!

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

djenkins1982


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Honey Badger.

thekeysers


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ONE WORD... HONEYBADGER.

jesssup


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Slow Loris.