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Studio One Up Jaxx Club Jr. Individual Sized Bean Bag - $34.99

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:09 -0600

JACK! GET IN HERE!

You have got some explaining to do, young man!

I sent you to the market with that cow and you come back with this?! A Studio One Up Jaxx Club Jr. Individual-Sized Bean Bag? This thing isn’t going to feed us, Jack! I thought we were on the same page with the whole “sell the cow and buy some stuff to plant so we don’t starve to death this winter” idea!

Now you just sit on that thing in your room all day, soaking up the lush micro-suede cover and the earth-friendly recycled urethane foam filling. Then you come out babbling about singing harps and golden chickens or something. It’s madness, Jack! Don’t you see? We’re going mad from starvation!

What the? You weren’t kidding? An actual golden egg? Show me! Show me now! I’ll heat up the skillet! And shut that stupid harp up! Oh, that’s right, I forgot: how are we going to crack these open?!

Sell them?

Jack, my boy, you might not be so bad after all!

Say, must be a storm brewing. That tree that sprouted up overnight sure is shaking.

Warranty: 1 Year Studio One Up

Features:

Soft, lush micro-suede fabric cover
Cover is machine washable and will easily zip off for cleaning
Breathable cotton/poly liner included
Protective liner with childproof zipper keeps the foam contents out of reach of curious little hands
Made with 100% earth-friendly recycled/shredded furniture grade urethane foam
Never needs refilling, unlike polystyrene bead bags
Built in handle makes it easy to move from room to room
Dimensions: 28” x 28”
Weight: 11.2 lbs

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In the box:

Studio One Up Jaxx Club Jr. Cover (Choose Red or Blue)
Earth-friendly Recycled/Shredded Urethane Foam
Protective liner w/child-proof zipper
Assembly Instructions

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Price: $34.99

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Candy Land Castle Game

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:06 -0600

Strangers Without Candy

Greenland isn’t green. Iceland isn’t all that icy. And now, it seems, Candy Land has very little to do with candy.

In a Leif Ericsson-like move, Hasbro has brought confusion upon the House of High-Fructose Corn Syrup. The Candy Land Castle Game bears little resemblance to the classic board game, which is forgivable in itself. But we cannot forgive the almost-total dearth of candy.

We’re all for teaching kids as young as three how to identify shapes and colors. And like its namesake board game, you don’t need to read to play the Candy Land Castle Game, which is a good thing given our country’s shocking rates of illiteracy among preschoolers.

But, to paraphrase a lame catchphrase that we were all sick of 14 years ago, SHOW US THE CANDY. We’ve got a lever shaped like a candy cane, a couple of peppermint-looking battlements, and maybe some tiny pictures of candy on that smokestack or whatever it is. Sure, that’s more candy than you find in Pay Day or Sorry – excuse us for expecting more from an entire land of candy.

And don’t even try to tell us the gingerbread men are candy. They’re clearly cookies and everyone knows it. To pretend otherwise demeans us both.

So, in terms of its internal logical coherence, the Candy Land Castle Game serves only to confuse the youth about the true nature and meaning of candy. But then, they do have the shapes and colors right, so we suppose it’s a wash.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Recommended Ages: 3 Years +

Features:

Encourage early learning with this fun shape matching game that children can play alone or with others
Drop, pull, slide and match 3-D mult-colored puzzle pieces with their correct location
Special gingerbread gameboards make it easy to recognize shapes and colors
Helps develop shape and color recognition through matching and play
No assembly, batteries or reading is required to play
For 1 to 4 players
Dimensions: 10” x 5” x 7” (L x W x H)
Weight: 1 lb

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In the box:

Candy Land Castle
4 Gingerbread Kids Gameboards
18 Shaped Tokens
Instructions

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Spinmaster Yo Gabba Gabba Gab 'n' Sing - 2 Pack

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:34 -0600

Yo! Yo! Gabba Gabba Gabba Gabba

It’s the all-gabbing, all-singing tag-team battle that’s captured the imagination of the entire preschool!

In this corner, the monstrous duo of Brobee and Toodee! Wearing the green stripes, with the battle cry of “Yummy yummy!”, Brobee promises to devour all comers! When he sings “There’s a Party in My Tummy!”, all you can do is hope you’re invited as a guest and not the hors d’oeuvres! Clad in blue fur and brandishing her adorable fangs, Brobee’s partner Toodee is ready to “Jump, Jump, Jump” on the enemy! Believe us, you don’t want to be what the cat dragged in!

And in this corner, the fluffy femme fatale Foofa and the merciless singing machine Plex! When Her Pinkness sings “I Am So Happy”, it’s a sure bet that she’s just made the other guy very, very unhappy! The human mind cannot comprehend the fury that fires through Plex’s circuits – but it’s easy to understand that you don’t want to be one of the “sillies” he’s talking about in his signature anthem, “Let’s Get the Sillies Out”!

They talk! They sing! They won’t stop until everybody has fun! Are you readyyyy tooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaab?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Brobee and Toodee:

Gab ‘n’ Sing Brobee:

Squeeze Brobee’s hand and he says the following phrases: "Yummy yummy!", "My name is Brobee", "That’s awesome!"
Sings the song, “There’s a Party in My Tummy!”
Approximately 12” in height
Requires (2) AA batteries (included)

Gab n’ Sing Toodee:

Squeeze Toodee’s hand and she says the following phrases: “Let’s go!”, “Hey, how are ya?”, “My name is Toodee!”, “Alright!”
Sings the song, “Jump, jump, jump”
Approximately 11” in height
Requires (2) AA batteries (included)

Plex and Foofa:

Gab ‘n’ Sing Plex:

Talks and Sings
Squeeze Plex’s hand and he says the following phrases: “High five!”, “This is fun, I love fun!”, “My name is Plex!”, and “Come on, everyone!”
Sings the song, “Let’s Get the Sillies Out”
Approximately 14” in height
Requires (2) AA batteries (included)

Gab ‘n’ Sing Foofa

Squeeze Foofa’s hand and she says the following phrases: “I am Foofa.”, “I love flowers.”, “I love you.”, “You’re so beautiful.”
Sings the song, “I Am So Happy”
Approximately 13” in height
Requires (2) AA batteries (included)

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You Choose: Brobee and Toodee or Plex and Foofa

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Cranium Triple Triumph Board Game

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:32 -0600

In Search Of The Best TV Show Ever

“Welcome to THE OUTER ZONE BEYOND!, a program dedicated to finding the truth that only occurs where the laws of science break down. I’m your host, Charles Bigfoot.”

“Tonight on the program, we welcome Dominic Ralph Machismo, author of a new book that discusses some of the theories behind the mystery of Ancient Egypt. D.R. Machismo, tell us, were the pyramids built by man?”

“Charles, let me first say it’s a pleasure to be on this show. I haven’t been so happy since the day I first discovered the Hasbro Cranium Triple Triumph! And as you can see, I’ve brought a Hasbro Cranium Triple Triumph along with me today.”

“I can see that, D.R. Machismo. And why is that?”

“Well, Charles, it’s because the Hasbro Cranium Triple Triumph is a perfect example of my well researched theory as to how the pyramids came to be. Here, I’ll demonstrate with you.”

“What do I need to do?”

“First, you pick up one of these little pyramid shaped bricks. That’s it. Now, imagine you’re a giant alien that only exists on the astral plane due to a dimensional shift that reversed the polarity of your neutron flow. Now, you set the piece on the board.”

“Like this?”

“Exactly, Charles, wonderful! You get a point on the scoring peg. Now I’ll go… hmm… I think I’ll go here.”

“It’s starting to look very Egyptian, D.R. Machismo.”

“That’s just the point, Charles. Because this Hasbro Cranium Triple Triumph proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the pyramids were built by powerful god-like beings that had four heads and spat fire.”

“Thrilling stuff, D.R. Machismo, thank you. That’s all the time we have for now, but join us again next time, when we’ll be speaking with a woman who claims that Life is controlled by a giant spinning dial and a deck of cards. I’m Charles Bigfoot for THE OUTER ZONE BEYOND!.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Recommended Ages: 6 Years +

Features:

Take turns matching the sides of multicolored pyramids as you place them on the board
The more sides you match, the more points you get
Block opponents and plot your moves as you take turns creating unexpected structures
Create a winding base, or pile pyramids to add more levels

In the box:

Cranium Game Board
60 stackable Two-Color Pyramids
4 Scoring Pegs

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Mulberribush Whale Tail T-Shirt/Swim Trunk Set

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:22 -0600

Deep below, in the pristine blue…

A 50-feet-long leviathan rises from the depths.

The largest living toothed animal on the planet, Physeter marcocephalus, commonly known as the Sperm Whale, lives in pods of females and young, but older males such as this one roam the oceans alone; they often bear scars or, in this giant’s case, a Mulberribush Whale Tail T-shirt and Swim Trunk Set.

These gentle giants can grow to over 125,000 pounds. They live up to 70 years and, once fully grown, have no natural predators. They do, however, have a favorite prey.

Giant Squid.

Diving as deep as two miles below the surface, the whales can spend up to 90 minutes in the black oceanic depths searching for and battling its tentacled-adversary in a life and death struggle for food. This old male bears many scars from previous successful hunts. He is a true epoch predator, master of the oceans and all they hold. He-

“Theo! Get out of the deep end! And for god’s sake stop tying yourself up in the pool noodles! Do you want to drown?!”

Features:

Whale Tail T-Shirt:

Design shows whale diving against orange background
Double stitched hems
Ribbed collar
Made of 100% organic cotton

Whale Tail Swim Trunks:

Design shows green, orange, blue and navy colored whales swimming
Interior mesh netting
Elastic waist
Faux fly
100% polyester
One cargo pocket on front

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In the box:

(1) Whale Tail Shirt/Swim Trunk Set (You Choose: 2T, 3T, 4T, 4, 5, 6 or 7)

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Umi Lissy Deep Red Infant/Toddler Shoes

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:23 -0600

I’ll get you my pretty!

And your little slippers, too!

Your adorable little Umi Lissy Deep Red Shoes will be mine, all mine! Ahahahahaha-

Are you crying? Oh, Melanie, Mommy was just joking! Mommy was just playing a game! I’m so sorry! It’s okay! There’s no witch! I’m sorry, honey. Here, let Mommy hold you.

Honey, I would never let any mean old lady steal your cute little shoes! They’re so pretty only my little girl could ever wear them! They’re inspired by European design; yes, Melanie, like a fashion model! Except don’t ever let anyone tell you that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Food is your friend.

Oh, Mommy feels terrible, Melanie. I’m so sorry I scared you. Come on, let’s walk to the ice cream shop. You can wear your red shoes, since they’ve got a durable and flexible sole and outsole!

Oooh, wait. Don’t open that door. Mommy was planning a surprise with a flying monkey and I think I should take that down first.

Features:

Umi shoes are inspired by European design that is stylish, fun, colorful and functional
Each shoe is lightweight, flexible, with soft cushion leather foot beds and handcrafted with the active child in mind for comfort and fit
Umi feet are healthy feet because shoes are handcrafted not only to fit, but fit correctly with growth in mind
Every Umi show is thoroughly tested to meet more than twenty quality control tests to ensure every pair meets
Durable, flexible sole/outsole built to fit and go the distance
Asymmetric toe box for proper wiggle room
Wrapped toe to prevent scuffing
Hook-and-loop closure for an adjustable and secure fit
Constructed from the highest quality nappa and nubuck leather
Soft leather lining and cushioned footbed for all-day comfort
All shoes are packaged in recycled materials and use environmentally sound practices
Umi’s European design offers extra space for feet, we suggest ordering a half size to one size smaller than your child would normally wear
Umi Shoe Size Chart

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In the box:

1 Pair of Umi Lissy Deep Red Infant/Toddler Shoes (Choose Size)

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Thomas the Engine Talking Railway Stop & Greet Station with Billy and Molly

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:22 -0600

Offer Up Your Finest Tribute

Behold, denizens of the subdivision! Come and celebrate in our most humble backyard as we honor the Child of Destiny’s third year of life among you! RSVP quickly or SUFFER AN EXISTENCE WITH NO CAKE.

“Come forward with your gift, Steven of Folsons. What gifts do you bestow upon my child on this most glorious of days?”

“Uh, hey, Mark. Is the crown and specter really necessary?”

“SILENCE, neighbor. Do not speak ill of the father of the Child of Destiny while in the boy’s presence. The swiftest of punishments come to those who cause him to stain his chubbiest of cheeks with tears.”

“Oooookay. Well, Marsha and I thought that Robbie…”

“AHEM!”

“Excuse me. We thought the Child of Destiny might like this Thomas the Engine Talking Railway Stop & Greet Station with Talking Railway Billy and Molly.”

“Trains, you say? The boy does harbor a love for large vehicles of transportation.”

“Yes, well, this Stop & Greet Station actually recognizes Molly and Billy. Sir Topham Hatt will even call out to them by name as the Child of Destiny pulls the engines in and out of the station.”

“I see. Tell me, Neighbor Folson. Will this bundle work with the other toys from the Talking Railway Series?”

“Yep. In fact, the more engines and destinations you add, the more things Sir Topham Hat says. He’ll even greet trains not in the set with non-personalized phrases. It’s really a toy you and your child can enjoy expanding and playing with together.”

“This gift pleases the Child of Destiny. Once again, you have done well in choosing the correct offering, much as you have since the boy was still womb-bound. You may proceed the Table Of Cake and Pie.”

“Thanks, Mark. Good to see you, too.”

“BRING FORTH THE NEXT GIFT GIVER! Ah, Cousin Harold. I’ve not seen you since we loosed the hounds upon you after receiving the Super Flash-Flash Noise And Sirens Set at last year’s birthday. I trust we have learned our lesson this time, yes?”

Warranty: 90 Day Learning Curve

Recommended Ages: 3 Years +

Features:

Bring the world of Thomas & Friends to life with engine recognition technology
Talking Railway Series engines unlock special personalized greetings as they pass by the Stop & Greet Station
The more Talking Railway Series engines and destinations you add the more interactive your world becomes
With over 50 possible phrases, Sir Topham Hatt recognizes Talking Railway Series engines by name
Press lever to control stop & go signal
Realistic railroad made of real wood has crossing lights and sounds
Also works with traditional engines by triggering non-personalized phrases
Does not include additional wooden track pieces (Sold separately)
Named a 2009 Oppenheim Toy Portfolio Gold Award Winner
Requires 3 AAA batteries to operate (Not Included)
Weight (Stop & Greet Station):2.3 pounds
Dimensions (Stop & Greet Station): 6.1” x 5.25” x 7.25” (L x W x H)
Dimensions (Talking Railway Billy): 3.25” x 1” x 1.75” (L x W x H)
Dimensions (Talking Railway Molly): 6.5” x 1” x 1.75” (L x W x H)

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In the box:

Learning Curve LC98750F Thomas the Engine Stop & Greet Station
Learning Curve LC98713A Talking Railway Billy
Learning Curve LC98714 Talking Railway Molly

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Crayola Color Wonder Sprayer with Bonus Ink Pack

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:21 -0600

To Air Is Human

See? You hold it like that. You gotta learn this airbrush stuff before I turn you loose on Daddy’s van.

I’d do it myself, but the people at the substance-abuse clinic say I shouldn’t trust myself around anything with fumes. So I’m counting on you, son. Once you master this Crayola Color Wonder Sprayer, I’ll be one step closer to the van mural of my dreams.

Heck, if it wasn’t for the fact that the ink only appears on the included Color Wonder paper, I might let you take a crack at the van right now. I bet you could spray up a real cool Gandalf with the included orange, cyan, green and fuchsia inks.

Hey, I was thinking, on my sketch, I know Gandalf’s playing a regular guitar. But let’s make it one of those double guitars. I figure he’d need that much rock power to beat that half-hyena, half-unicorn monster. I mean, just look at the boobs on that thing. They’re practically bursting out of that chainmail bustier! No wonder those ghost mastodons look so freaked out. Just wait ‘til I roll up to work in that masterpiece. I’d like to see that stuck-up Tina call me a “sad, intellectually stunted man-child” again.

So keep on practicing with that Crayola Color Wonder Sprayer. I’ll be ding-danged if I pay those idiots at Mystical Coachworks five hundred bucks to realize my artistic vision. Spray, boy!

Warranty: 30 Day Crayola

Recommended Ages: 5 Years +

Features:

How the Crayola Color Wonder Sprayer Works
Create mess-free, airbrushed artwork with the amazing Crayola Color Wonder Sprayer
Spray starts out clear, then the colors magically appears in seconds on the special Color Wonder paper
Clear Color Wonder Spray only appears on Color Wonder surfaces or Color Wonder paper – not on skin, walls, carpet, or clothing
Use the included themed stencils (Pirates, Space and Knights) to create single designs or an entire scene
Requires 4 C Batteries to operate (Not Included)
Weight: 2.6 lbs
Dimensions: 15” x 12” x 3.7” (L x W x H)

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In the box:

1 Color Wonder Sprayer
1 White Magic-Reveal Crayon
4 (0.25 fl oz.) Spray Cartridges (Orange, Cyan, Green and Fuchsia)
3 Bonus Spray Cartridges (Magenta, Cyan and Yellow)
30-Page Paper Tablet
2 Color Wonder Markers (Black and Yellow)
1 Play Mat
3 Themed Stencils
Instruction Sheet

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Mattel Barbie Doll and Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique Bundle

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:21 -0600

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Mooommmm, Chad’s playing with my Barbies again

COME ONE, COME ALL, to the nastiest night of mayhem in the Midwest! SEE all-out, nail-breaking, ponytail-pulling pugilism in a three-way fight to the finish between the grittiest gals in the game!

SEE the “Fab Girl,” a fearless, ferocious femaelstrom determined to BRING THE PAIN! She’s eleven and three quarters inches of RAW FURY in high heels! With her hydroactive makeup applicator, she’ll be in FULL WAR PAINT and ready to do battle with the BALLERINA BASHERS!

Yes, returning to the ring from their recent suspension, the Ballerina Bashers lace up their toe shoes for an ADAGIO OF AGONY! WATCH as this dangerous duo dance, dazzle, and DESTROY! Clad in sparkling bodices of pink and blue, the color of fresh bruises, these savage sistas are TUTU MUCH!

It’ll be a SHE-VERE EXPLOSION of unrestrained violence—AND THE LOSER GETS HER HEAD SHAVED AFTER THE MATCH!

All the lipstick-licentious action goes down THIS WEEKEND at the Matteldome, right behind Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique on US-223! FASHION FEVER, where you can indulge your fashion passions with all today’s hottest looks!

It’s an all-out, no-holds-barred battle royal that puts the “Barbie” in “BARBARITY!” Bring the whole family! Tractor pull to follow! SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! BE THERE!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Barbie Fab Girl Doll:

Recommended Ages: 3+

Features:

Comes with “texting” device so Barbie can stay connected
Includes fashion portfolio, “coffee,” clipboard and clutch
Pretend makeup and lashes
Use Makeup Applicator and water to change Barbie’s makeup
Exclusive code unlocks Barbie doll’s world online
Dimensions: Barbie is 11.75” in height with shoes

Included:

Barbie Fab Girl Doll
Pair of High Heels
Earrings
Bracelet
Hairbrush
Dress Shirt
Skirt
Belt
Eye Makeup Applicator
Container for Water (for Color Change Makeup)
Coffee Mug
Compact
Pretend Lipstick
Purse
Portfolio Case
Pencil
Clipboard
Perfume Bottle
Fake Eyelashes
Mobile Device

Pink Ballerina Barbie:

Recommended Ages: 3+

Painted on glittery bodice with pink jewel accent
Pretty pink tiara accents elegant Updo
Dimensions: Barbie is 11.75” in height with shoes

Included:

Pink Ballerina Barbie
Tiara
Tutu
Hairbrush

Blue Barbie Ballerina Doll:

Recommended Ages: 3+

Features:

Ballerina Barbie takes the stage in a glittery ballet outfit with tutu
Removable ballet slippers
Hairbrush to style Barbie’s hair in many different designs
Dimensions: Barbie is 11.75” in height with shoes

Included:

Blue Ballerina Barbie
Removable Ballerina Slippers
Hairbrush

Barbie Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique

Recommended Ages: 5+

Features:

Set up shop, choose your fashion passions and spice the up with the trendiest accessories
Swipe card to “buy” fashions, and hear your balance. Balance will reset once it hits zero
Rotate fashions on fashion rack to create the perfect outfit
Boutique holds up to 20 tops, bottoms and accessories
Includes (3) button cell batteries for register

Included:

Clothing Rack
Register on Counter
(3) Stylish Outfits with Shoes
Shopping Boutique Pieces
(1) Swipe Card for Purchases

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In the Box:

Barbie Fab Girl Doll
Pink Ballerina Barbie
Blue Ballerina Barbie
Barbie Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique

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Elenco Science Tech Educational Toys

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:21 -0600

The Kid Has A Thousand Eyes

I just want to help my fellow man the best way I know how: by forcing him to do as I say.

I know of no greater gift I could give the human race than the gift of my superior intellect. By generously sharing my firm guidance and bold vision, I shall render the greatest possible service to mankind. All I expect in return is your unquestioning obedience.

At this point in world history, my forces are weak and small in number. But today they take a great leap forward with this trio of sensory-enhancing science toys from Elenco.

The Sonic Explorer lets me hear what my so-called subordinates really say about me when they think I can’t hear, at levels as low as a whisper. The 10×25 Binoculars helps me peer into the windows of my subjects. And once I have subordinated the Earth through my exceptional force of will, I’ll look to expand my empire with the Star Tracker Telescope. Everywhere my subjects turn they’ll find me there, watching, listening, judging.

By advancing our understanding of the world around us, these Elenco science doohickeys are more than just fun – they also benefit humanity. And of course, by “benefit humanity,” I’m talking about the benefit of my infallible, despotic rule.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Recommended Ages: 8 Years

Features:

Elenco Science Tech Star Tracker Telescope

Huygens’ Zoom Eyepiece
50mm Ø Objective Lens
65cm (25”) Aluminium Telescope Body
45cm (18”) Aluminium Tripod

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In the box:

Elenco 36685 Science Tech Star Tracker Telescope

Elenco Science Tech Sonic Explorer Listening Device

Listen to nature sounds, bird calls, frog croaks and cricket chirps from up to 75 ft away!
Point the Sonic Explorer in the direction of the sound you want to hear (listens to levels as low as whispers)
Built in automatic volume limiter (for very loud sounds) and 2x monocular target sighting
Requires 9V battery to operate (Not Included)

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Elenco Science Tech Sonic Explorer Listening Device

In the box:

Elenco Science Tech Sonic Explorer Listening Device
Instructional CD
Headphones

Elenco Science Tech 10×25 Binoculars

Coated Glass Lenses with Pecham Prism System
Die-cast Body with Rubber Cover
Field of View: 99m at a Distance of 1,000m
Weight: 0.7 lbs
Dimensions: xxxx

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In the box:

Elenco Science Tech 10×25 Binoculars
Neck Strap
Carrying Pouch
Lint-Free Cloth

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