Curly hair's adorable! Knotted hair is not.
For many years, my only hero was the great Medusa. I lived in caves, crept through shadows, only played with other children who were blindfolded or viewed me through a smoked mirror so as not to be terrified by my gaze. But then, one day, I met a genie. And now, my hero is the great Rapunzel, with the straightest and most powerful hair known to humanity!
The genie in question is, of course, the Knot Genie. With magical powers that mortals such as I could never possibly understand, the Knot Genie takes tangles out of the hair of children, like myself. Why, thank you, I DO have a good vocabulary! Want to know my secret? With my lovely straight hair, I'm no longer ashamed to go to the library and read!
But it is a little hard when my friends ask me to stand at the top of a cliff while they rappel down to the car below. That's why I'm hoping this Knot Genie set helps grant my wish to find another friend with equally perfectly straight hair. Because why do I always have to be the rope? I want to have fun repelling too! It should be my turn next!