Man, they’ll make these Fathead things for anybody.
With absolutely no regard as to the consequences.
Dear Makers of Fathead Wall Graphics,
I recently purchased one of your products, the Meat Loaf Fathead Wall Graphic, for my six-year-old son’s room. He’s a big fan of “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad;” I don’t know where he heard it but I try not to stifle him so the damage is done.
Speaking of damage, my kid is completely traumatized now! Have you ever actually SEEN Meat Loaf? The guy is not exactly photogenic. And now little Evan has 38” x 25” of THIS over his bed! Do you have any idea how costly therapy is these days?
I am requesting a replacement Fathead Junior Toy Story Wall Graphic. The Woody one. Same size as Meat Loaf, 38” x 25”, still durable vinyl and safe to put over wallpaper, still able to be moved and reused, still with a low-tack adhesive so it doesn’t ruin my walls.
Just make it a friendly cartoon cowboy and not a ghoulish elderly rock opera singer this time.
Sincerely,
A very concerned and slightly out of touch parent
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited
Features:
- Space-friendly size allows you and your child to conveniently put Woody in many spaces with ease
- Fathead Jr. fits all kinds of spaces including doors, fridges, windows, tables, dorm rooms, etc...
- Special low-tack adhesive does not leave any residue and will not pull off paint
- Safe to put up over wallpaper
- Move it and reuse it anytime and it won’t damage your wall
- Made from durable, fade-resistant vinyl
- Sheet Includes (9) Graphics: (1) Woody, (1) "Go West Cowboy," (2) "Western Hero," (1) "Woody's Roundup," (1) "Fathead Jr.," (1) "F," (1) "Howdy Partner," and (1) "Disney/Pixar Toy Story"
- Fathead Sheet Dimensions: 38” x 25”
- "Woody" Dimensions: 37" x 19"
Additional Photos:
In the box:
- (1) Fathead Junior Toy Story Wall Graphic – Woody