Discovery knows no bounds.
ARCHEOLOGICAL DIGGIN SITE: SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH DAKOTA
"Dr. Bones! I think I found something!"
What do you think it is?
"It's too early to tell, but it's definitely non-organic material."
Good work, Kevin. Let's get it roped off.
TWO WEEKS LATER
"How's it coming along, Kevin?"
Great, Dr. Bones! It's a slow, delicate process, but we've uncovered more of the object. We think it might be some sort of transportation device.
"Fascinating. Just fascinating! Keep up the good work, m'boy!"
ONE MONTH LATER
"Dr. Bones, you need to see this."
Are those ... ?
"Handle bars? Yes."
"Mmm hmm. Wheels. Three of them."
Kevin. Do you know what this means?
It means, you've found the Skootcase my son buried under this pile of leaves a month and a half ago! We've been looking ALL OVER for it!
"Sir, I don't know who you are, but you can't be here! This is an archeological dig site!"
This is my back yard!
"Oh. It is? Huh. Well, we'll just be going then."
Kevin, you've got some explaining to do.
"I know, right? Like, how did a cool Italian scooter like that end up in South Dakota? Fascinating!"