Wait till the kids are gone for the day to blow their college fund on this useless crap.
Oh, there's still PLENTY of time to float before summer ends. PLENTY of time.
And they'll be their favorites too OR ELSE.
Ridiculous names are what kids love! That's why kids don't get accepted into Economics grad school.
Making them build their own toys is a good way to keep them occupied just a little bit longer.
We ransacked our kids' rooms while they were sleeping and found all this stuff.
Because your little one isn't ready to jump right into "War & Peace."
A nice way for a parent to say "It's raining and I want to use the TV myself."
RAAAAAAWRRRRR. Did I scare you?
Fairy tales are fun, but won't get you a high paying job when you grow up. Trust us. We write for a living.