Boots! BOOTS! BOOOOOOOTS! The only piece of clothing that's as fun to wear as it is to say.
FACT: No pussycat ever went to London wearing a pair of loafers. Let alone pulled an audience with the Queen.
FACT: No cowboy or cowgirl ever walked into a saloon to smash up a gang of lawless bandits wearing a pair of flip-flops.
FACT: When the astronauts went to the moon, they were not wearing tennis shoes.
BOOTS ARE COOL. BOOTS ARE STYLISH. BOOTS, IN THIS CASE, ARE MADE OF A SPECIAL ULTRA-FINE MICROFIBER.
And more than that, boots offer your child a chance to clomp around the house feeling powerful. Oh, and here's a neat trick: say their name aloud. Go on, try it. Boots. Boots. Boots boots. Boots. Boots. Boots. Boots boots. Boots. See that? You just wrote a disco song!
Can't do that with sandals, no sirree.