Now you can HARNESS THE ENERGY OF THE SUN without being a superhero.
It used to be that the only people capable of making the sun do what it's told were superheroes with super powers. But not anymore, kids!
Much like the current state of space travel, you can enjoy the benefits of solar manipulation for FUN without a life-long commitment or the interference of those pesky know-it-alls at NASA or S.H.I.E.L.D. Just buy one of these Thames & Kosmos Solar Power Plus kits and go to town.
There you have it, kids. A solar-powered hobby is now within your reach as an average citizen. So if anyone approaches you with a bitey radioactive spider or the key to a billionaire's secret underground lair, tell them you're not interested. Unless you are interested. In which case, I know a guy.