Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
"Vwing! Vwing! Neeeerrrrn! I'll never join you, Darth Vader! *Khoooo-Chaaaah, Khooo-Chaaah* Join me or you shall be destroyed! Utinni! Gaah! Ha-ha! Darth Vader, you got harpooned by an Ewok! Wadda-Wadda! Oh no, here comes Boba Fett! Pew-pew-pew! Jabba will pay double for you, Luke Skywalker! Ping! Ping! My light saber deflected your blaster! Beetle-de bee-bee-boop! Oh no! An astromech droid ... uh ... my, erm ... greatest fear! Aaaaah! Whoa, Boba Fett fell into something again! Good job, Luke. Thanks, sexy slave Leia! Say, I know we're brother an sister and all but ... Not so fast, kid! Han! W'Ggaaaaah! And Chewy too! What are you guys doing he—"
"Hey, Dale? What ... are you doing?"
"Oh, hey roomie. Um, you know just ... putting up some decals."
"Okay. It's just ... Utinni is Jawa, not Ewok."