You might not be big enough to play on the jungle gym, but we can still get you a little something.
Poor little person. You barely even understand how your feet work. Who’s going to let you go on some mishmash of slides and swings and climbing bars? And yet, somewhere deep in your tiny, unspoiled heart, you’ll still feel the pain of being left out. You’ll still be aware that you aren’t able to participate in this thing you’ll later know as “fun.” So we got you this playard. It might be boring to the bigger kids, but to you, this is freakin’ Chuck E Cheese crossed with McDonaldLand. Pretty sure this is the greatest place you’ve ever been!