This just in:
Tuesday, April 21 at 12:00 am CT.
We are receiving reports that this baby has escaped from Joovy. Eyewitnesses tell us that he is armed (with a loaded diaper) and dangerously cute. Please take precaution.
Update: Tuesday, April 21 at 12:01 am CT.
Eyewitnesses report that the bandit has been apprehended and is now safely behind bars.