3D book technology has a long way to go.
You might have heard that 3D books are the next big thing. But just like 3D TVs at home, I feel like the quality of content just hasn't caught up with the technology yet.
Take these Farm & Pirate Pop-Up Books, for instance. You open them up, and you expect to be surprised and delighted by a windmill or a kraken coming to life RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES! But I have to say, so far, I've found it to be pretty underwhelming.
So until the technology catches up, I've taken to reenacting the stories myself. Which is the reason why those officers found me soaking wet and covered with suction cups in that section of the library, Your Honor.