Anyone can sing in the shower. Call me when your kid composes a symphony in there.
Buy these toys: if your iTunes playlist just isn't cutting it anymore.
Don't buy these toys: if your kids are allergic to fun.
In 99% of uses, these toys won't: get your kids a record deal. But a well-timed YouTube video of them being adorable while playing them just might.
Left to their own devices, these toys: would only play John Zorn's greatest hits.
At a karaoke bar, these toys would sing: "Hot Cross Buns"