Your kid is a performer. Dress him for the part.
Buy these t-shirts: if your kid sweats a lot when he gets nervous.
Don't buy these t-shirts: if you sweat a lot when your kid gets nervous.
Left to their own devices, these t-shirts would: wear every pit stain proudly like a badge of honor.
Skeptics wonder: if a sweat gland overproduces in the woods, and no one's around to smell it, does it make a stinky?
The only way to make these t-shirts better would be: if they washed themselves after hot summer soccer practices.