Not so fast there, buddy. We haven't even seen the first Interstellar yet.
How many stars does it take to make a great pair of shoes? Just as many as it takes to make a space movie. Let's just say we've packed so many stars into these shoes, you should probably buy at least a half size up. In fact, we'll be surprised if there's even any room left for your kid's feet once all the egos are jammed in there.
So here's a rundown of the lineup. The minimal non-marking rubber outsoles, or "Sir Caines" as they're known internally, provide much-needed traction and durability. Thank God, right?!
Then there's the injected EVA midsoles, or "Chastains", for cushioning. Oh please. Like you haven't thought the same thing. And let's not forget about the "Hathaways" (thin, welded supports, obvs). We're told that, despite their occasional air of haughtiness, they can still draw a crowd.
FYI: We've taken to just calling the entire left shoe, McConaughey. Do we really need to explain why?